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Joke of the Day
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents! ...I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"
"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"[before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*"
"My penis is jealous because... baby, you just blew my mind"
"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""
"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"
"[blind date] ""Oh wow, I see you brought your Legos."" *huge sigh* LEGO. It's called Lego."
"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."
"Once upon a time a guy was left hanging..."