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Joke of the Day
"Well-behaved is past tense for me."
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"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."
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"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."
"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."