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Joke of the Day
"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."
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"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"
"Everyone have a Good Friday! ...I'll show myself out"
"An insect just came into my living room and exploded. It was a Jihadi long legs"
"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""
"ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung"
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""