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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"
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"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."
"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"
"A deaf man and deaf lady go on a date..."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"
"I respect the Secret Service They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot."