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Joke of the Day

"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."

"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"Drunk me used to set a ""Mystery Alarm"" on my phone to pop up and confuse daytime sober me"

"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."

"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""