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Joke of the Day

"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"

"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."

"Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club."

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"

"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"4 worst drivers Women Asians Old people And the combination of the 3"

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."

"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."