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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"

"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."

"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"

"I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear."

"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."

"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."

"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."

"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"

"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"

"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"