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Joke of the Day
"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."
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"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."
"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."
"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"
"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then I got kicked out of the library."
"Whenever I hear ""let me tell you the truth"", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say ""brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."""
"I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches."
"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."