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Joke of the Day
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
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"Madonna goes on her arse, To much Material Girl .."
"I told the bartender i wanted a 9/11 Bartender: ""whats a 9/11?"" me: ""a fucked up Manhattan"""
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."
"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."
"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."
"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"
"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."