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Joke of the Day
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
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"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."
"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."
"I survived Sharknado, but my friends didn't... ... I miss those chums"
"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."
"Last night I masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I know it's not right, but she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key."
"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)"
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."