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Joke of the Day
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."
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"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."
"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's ever paid to have a lentil on their face."
"My daughter is now at the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, ""Was that the best you could do?"""
"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."
"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"
"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"