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Joke of the Day
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."
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"Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"
"Dude on tv just said, ""Where there's fat, there's flavor."" He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment."
"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."
"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"
"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."