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Joke of the Day

"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."

"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"

"I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"Why is milk so fast? Because it's pasteurized before you see it!"