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Joke of the Day
"The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!"
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"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."
"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"
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