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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when Jesus walks across the street? A cross walk"
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar"
"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."
"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."
"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"
"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."
"Scented toilet paper girlfriend: is this toilet paper scented? Me: I'm not sure; my asshole doesn't smell so good"
"In my dreams, my balloons come back down and apologize for leaving me."