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Joke of the Day
"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."
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"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."
"How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room? Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)"
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
"*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* ""Wait but this means..."" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*"
"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"
"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"
"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"
"Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown."
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."