158286

Joke of the Day

"Scented toilet paper girlfriend: is this toilet paper scented? Me: I'm not sure; my asshole doesn't smell so good"

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"

"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"

"Help stop domestic violence... Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated"

"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."

"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"

"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"