200521

Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. German light bulbs don't break."

"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"

"What killed the Aztec? A broken heart."

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."

"If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody is there to see him, it's all for the best."

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."

"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"