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Joke of the Day
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"
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"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"
"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."
"DATING TIP: Any time someone is hot and you're too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they've probably had diarrhea at some point"
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"
"""Whoa nice car"" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] ""What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"""
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."