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Joke of the Day

"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."

"How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life."

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"

"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"

"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."

"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."