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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"
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"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
"Today's the 3rd anniversary of my joining Twitter. Also the 3rd anniversary of the last time I spoke to my family or read a book."
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"
"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her all about it."
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"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."