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Joke of the Day

"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."

"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."

"I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice"

"How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime"

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."

"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."

"If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power."

"CHOPSTICK IS LIFE CHOPSTICK IS LOVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC39oeMwCJ8"

"Squirrels are like cigarettes. They are completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light them on fire."