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Joke of the Day

"Overheard, my parents, watching the World Cup: Dad: Who are you routing for? Mom: I'm routing for it to be over."

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"

"This is Gold Au"

"MATH PROBLEM: If you give half of your apple to a friend, what do you have? ME (through tears): A...a friend"

"While in bed, my girlfriend said, ""OMG it's so large!"" Problem is, I'm a serious arachnophobe, and it was right next to me."

"How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"

"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"