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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything."
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"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."
"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."
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"If by ""chivalry is dead"" you mean ""I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week"" then yes chivalry is dead"
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."