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Joke of the Day
"How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."
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"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Did you know that the illuminati created golf as a way of harnessing the world's most valuable energy source? Angry old white men."
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."
"How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas."
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."
"Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first."
"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"