2005
Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"
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"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"
"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."
"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring."