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Joke of the Day
"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"
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"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."
"Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ... ... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"I've decided to sell my hoover... well, well, it was just collecting dust."
"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"