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Joke of the Day
"I have a horse named mayo... Mayo neighs."
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"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"
"How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground? The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)"
"Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves. It didn't protect against deadly rays."
"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"
"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""
"Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death."
"What do the Japanese do when they have erections? They vote."