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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."
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"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"
"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"
"The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O."
"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."
"Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk."
"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."
"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"