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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
Next Joke
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"An old man goes to the doctor... Man: Doc, my belly is so fat I can't see my penis at all! Doctor: Have you tried to diet? Man: Why? What color is it now?"
"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."
"Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland? As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!"
"How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store."