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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"

"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"

"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."

"What do nazis use to mass produce toys? A vinyl solution."

"Q: Who writes ghost stories? A: A ghost writer."

"One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention."

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."

"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"

"Libra: You wake up fastened to a wooden stake. People in goat masks are dancing around a bonfire. We'll be honest. Things don't look good."