200417

Joke of the Day

"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""

"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."

"What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little ""behind"" in his work"

"Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?"

"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"

"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."

"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"