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Joke of the Day

"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."

"Why are Paris's streets lined with trees? German soldiers like to march in the shade."

"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"

"What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? ""You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"""

"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"

"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."

"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."

"I'm saving up my money for a sex change operation... ...and I don't care how much my wife protests it. I wanted a boy, dammit."

"my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib I only need 24 and then I can finally give myself head Edit: chill guys extra upvotes are gonna start taking my organs"

"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."