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Joke of the Day
"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."
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"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror? M'self"
"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"
"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."
"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"
"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."