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Joke of the Day

"Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?"

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"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."
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"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."
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"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."
"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"
"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."
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