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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"

"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"

"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother."

"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."