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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."

"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""

"Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff."

"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."

"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"

"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."

"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."

"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."

"Grandma: You've left all your crusts Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma? Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine."