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Joke of the Day

"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."

"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."

"""Had an ant farm once."" ""Them fuckers didn't grow shit."""

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."

"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."

"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."

"What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common? They're both incontinence down under."

"Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago? You bet jurassic would."

"""Don't worry. I'll hold your stuff, you just worry about making friends."" --Cargo Pants."