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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."

"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."

"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""

"How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft."

"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."

"Guess what? Chicken butt."

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

"If zombies ever attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a Costco membership"

"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"

"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."