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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""
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"Me: *texts* How'd you sleep? Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING."
"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"
"A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks ""Are you cutting?"" ""No, I'm not."" ""You should be."""
"What's the right age to tell a film that it's adapted?"
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."
"How do you say ""I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day."" in Korean?"
"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."
"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."
"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."