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Joke of the Day
"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
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"There's only one thing I remember from sexual harassment training. ""Harass"" is just one word."
"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."
"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."
"The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !"
"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"
"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"What do you say to a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?"