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Joke of the Day
"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
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"Yes ma'am, my address is 391 Easy Street... ...that's 'E' as in Eye, 'A' as in Are, 'S' as in Sea, and 'Y' as in You."
"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."
"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."
"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"
"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
"What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie? Gone With The Wind."
"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."
"Neil Armstrong said ""One small step for man..."". I would've just said ""OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!""."
"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."