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Joke of the Day

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."

"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"

"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""

"How do you know when your vegetables are boiled? Their wheelchair floats to the top."

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country"

"At a bathroom line. ''Can I go before you? I really need to number two'' ''No, I was here before you and I need to go as well''. ''I swear I need to go more than you''. ''You're so full of shit''."

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but at least we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""