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Joke of the Day

"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."

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"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."
"""Retweet! Retweet!"" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy"
"People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V ""Tuesday"""
"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."
"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"
"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"
"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."
"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."
"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"
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