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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it be R, but his first true love always be the C."
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"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."
"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"
"How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast."
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."
"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""