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Joke of the Day

"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"

"I'm tired of people saying I sit too much and I will not stand for it"

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."

"What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead."

"I don't have to put up with this, I'm a grown ass man ... I used to be an adolescent ass man; I've never wavered in a T&A debate."

"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"