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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."
"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."
"I'm so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That's the last time I go to that newsagents!"
"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face."
"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."