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Joke of the Day

"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"

"What is a gay guys favorite search engine? Bing Bing"

"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"

"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"Someone tried to sell me a coffin today... I told them its the last thing I need."

"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."

"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."