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Joke of the Day

"I'm so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That's the last time I go to that newsagents!"

"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."

"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"

"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."

"Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection... But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."