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Joke of the Day

"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."

"Cupcakes are amazing, because holding a full size cake up to your face isn't socially acceptable for some reason."

"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."

"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"

"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."

"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."

"Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober."

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"

"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."