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Joke of the Day
"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."
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"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"
"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"
"Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves."
"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""
"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""
"I was so bored earlier I made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time."
"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."
"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"