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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."

"""Don't kid yourself."" - birth control"

"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"

"At least a zombie would love me for my brain."

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."