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Joke of the Day
"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."
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"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"
"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
"Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together"
"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"
"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"
"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""