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Joke of the Day
"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
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"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"
"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."
"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."
"Do Chinese cities have Americatowns?"
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information* [2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"