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Joke of the Day

"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"

"[Jesus entering surf contest] Judge: What type of board will you be riding? Jesus: [looks at feet] They're using boards?"

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."

"How are AIDS researchers like Jews? There's a lot less of them than there used to be..."

"[class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?"

"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."

"Your check a$$hole light is on."

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"What does a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck."